THE FOOTNOTES

While  Moe   was   getting  her  hair  cut,  I   was  busy   looking  around at  what   ever  was to  see.  If  you  have  ever seen the  magazines in  a hairdresser’s  place  you  will know it is  not   worth  a  lot of time.   I  noticed  the  posters  they  had   advertising  various  products.    One  poster  depicted  a  young  man  with a  full head of  hair.  A  good looking  guy.
  Moe   and the  hairdresser  emerged,  and  I   addressed  the  operator  thusly,  while  pointing   at  the  poster,   “What   would it  take  to  make  me  look  like  that  guy?”  Without  hesitation  she  replied, “Surgery!”