THE FOOTNOTES

I was taking my ease in the waitiing area of the hairdresser when Moe and the young woman operator appeared before me. I doffed my hat(means I took it off) and asked the young woman if she could do anything with my hair. "I could give you a shave," Very funny!
I pointed to a large poster of a young guy and asked: "What would it take to make me look n like that guy?"
"Surgery."