Wednesday, July 06, 2011

 

THE EVOLUTION OF A JOKE

When someone asked me how long we have been married, at first I replied."Married_____years, and had only one fight." I would wait for a reaction, then add, "It started the first day and has been going on ever since!" (lots of laughs)
I then upgraded the joke by saying, "Married ______years and have had only one fight." After the usual pause I now added, "It started on the altar." (lots of laughs)
I have now outdone my self with, "Married ______years and hsave had only one fight. Pause, "I say it started on the altar, but my wife says it started in the car on the way to the wedding.
Anybody have any suggestions for the next generation of this joke?

Comments:
"we're still fighting about whether or not to have children"
 
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