THE FOOTNOTES

My first barber shop haircut in at least 30 years produced the attached results.
I am reminded of Henny Youngman's question, "If you take away Marilyn Monroe's long blond hair, what do you have? You have the sexiest bald headed woman in the world."
So far, reactions to my new doo are not as favorable. Three people have said, "You will be cool, though." --and Mary said I look like a turtle.
I am comforted by the fact that even Samson had hair problems.