Monday, February 04, 2008
IT IS TO LAUGH
Noonski finds amusement in small things such as jokes. Some jokes deserve to be told, and retold, and for that reason, Noonski offers a sampling of his favorites. If the j0ke can be attributed to somebody, Noonski, in all his modesty, gives credit.
"A farm boy gets drafted into the army. He writes home:'Dear Ma, I love the army. They let you sleep late until five o'clock.' " (Bob Steele)
"A guy goes to the doctor to complain that he can't remember anything. 'Doc, you gotta help me! I can't remember a thing.' The doc asks. 'How long has that been going on?' The guy replies. 'How long has what been going on?' " (Henny Youngman)
"I know a guy in New Britain who met a girl in a revolving door ten years ago, and they are still going around together."
"I got a son-in-law who has headaches all the time. Whenever you see
him, he has a headache. If I told him once, I told him a thousand times, 'When you get out of bed, it's feet first.' " (Henny Youngman)
Have any favorite jokes yourself? Post 'em.
"A farm boy gets drafted into the army. He writes home:'Dear Ma, I love the army. They let you sleep late until five o'clock.' " (Bob Steele)
"A guy goes to the doctor to complain that he can't remember anything. 'Doc, you gotta help me! I can't remember a thing.' The doc asks. 'How long has that been going on?' The guy replies. 'How long has what been going on?' " (Henny Youngman)
"I know a guy in New Britain who met a girl in a revolving door ten years ago, and they are still going around together."
"I got a son-in-law who has headaches all the time. Whenever you see
him, he has a headache. If I told him once, I told him a thousand times, 'When you get out of bed, it's feet first.' " (Henny Youngman)
Have any favorite jokes yourself? Post 'em.
# posted by Noonski @ 5:06 AM 
