THE FOOTNOTES

Ain't that many as gets to the 56th wedding anniversary. We did, and people are probably scratching their heads. Possible reasons may be found in the following: An ad for Marlboro cigarettes which said, "We'd rather fight than switch." Or as Henny Youngman answered when asked the secret of his long marriage "There is this nice little restaurant in our neighborhood. Great food, pleasant atmosphere, soft music. We go every week. She goes Tuesday, and I go Friday."