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BOB'S LATEST UCONN HAT HAS PROVEN TO BE A VALUABLE CONVERSATION STARTER. YESTERDAY, BOB WAS AT THE CANCER CENTER FOR HIS CHECK-UP. WHEN WAITING IN THE RECEPTION AREA, OLD BOB WAS CONFRONTED BY A WOMAN WHO LOOKED AT THE HAT AT SAID:"I LIKE THAT HAT!" SELDOM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, BOB REPLIED:"FIFTY BUCKS TAKES IT HOME AND ME TOO."