THE FOOTNOTES

NOONSKI MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL, BUT HE EXCELS AT THE TRIVIAL. HERE'S MOE MODELING AN EXAMPLE OF NOONSKI'S CREATIVITY, TO SAY NOTHING OF HIS INTEREST IN TRYING TO SAVE A BUCK. DARNING THE HOLE IN THE MITTEN SAVED A FEW DOLLARS WHICH ENABLED NOONSKI TO INVEST IN THE LOTTO, WHICH MOST PEOPLE AGREE WOULD BE A GOOD THING TO WIN. YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM NOONSKI AGAIN, UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE DOES HIT THE LOTTERY,