Saturday, January 13, 2007
CREATE THE DOG CONTEST
NOONSKI'S POOCH, AFTER LANGUISHING IN THE WOODS , AND WARDING OFF BEARS, COYOTES, RHINOS FOR ALL THESE YEARS, FINALLY HAS BEEN RECOGNIZED AS THE RARE AND PRECIOUS ART FORM IT IS. YOUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS, IN PLENARY SESSION, HAS DECIDED TO HONOR THE POOCH WITH A CONTEST TO CREATE A WORTHY SUCCESSOR. YOU ARE INVITED TO SUBMIT PHOTOS OF THE CANDIDATE YOU CREATE FOR CONSIDERATION BY THE BOARD. BOARD MEMBERS WILL SELECT
THE WINNING ENTRY BASED ON THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:
1. MUST BE CAPABLE OF FRIGHTENING NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS, AND OTHER CREATURES INCLUDING, B
UT NOT LIMITED TO RACCOONS, SKUNKS, BEARS, OR REPUBLICANS.
2. ABILITY TO INSPIRE AWE AND DELIGHT FROM YOUNG CHILDREN.
- 3. ELICIT LOOKS OF INCRUDULITY, EVEN SCORN, FROM OTHERWISE UNENLIGHTENED ADULTS.
# posted by Noonski @ 10:03 AM 
