THE FOOTNOTES

EVER BEEN DOWN CELLAR IN BOB'S HOUSE? PROBABLY NOT OR YOU WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED A TREASURY OF OLD STORM GLASS SELDOM SEEN IN THE WESTERN WORLD. AS MOESKI AND NOONSKI HAVE GOTTON AROUND OVER THE MILLENNIA, THEY HAVE VISITED COLLEGE BOOK STORES AND BOUGHT THINGS SUCH AS CUPS, AND WINDOW STICKERS. A LARGE NUMBER OF STICKERS ACCUMULATED OVER TIME, AND WERE LANGUISHING IN A FILE DRAWER IN THE LONESOME CELLAR ARCHIVES OF A LONESOME PLACE IN CONNECTICUT. IN THE SAME CELLAR WERE DOZENS OF OLD STORM GLASS WHICH WOUND UP THERE AS NEW WINDOWS WERE INSTALLED. WHAT DO DO WITH THE STICKERS. NOONSKI DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CARS TO STICK THEM ON. ERGO! . WHAT AN IDEA--PUT THE STICKERS ON OLD STORM GLASSES AND DISPPLAY THEM. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY NEWLY STICKERED STORM GLASSES NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE CELLAR. MAYBE THE WORLD IS NOT YET READY FOR THEIR UNVEILING. IN FACT, NOBODY EXCEPT OUR FURNACE CLEANING MAN EVER NOTICED THEM--ALL EIGHT PROUDLY TRANSFORMING AN OTHERWISE MUNDANE, EVEN DANK, CELLAR. NOONSKI STILL THINKS THESE OBJECTS WOULD LOOK GREAT IF PROPERLY PRESENTED IN A REC ROOM SOMEPLACE. TAKE A LOOK AT ONE OF THEM.